710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via nebranska)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(via kissmyasscass)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via riddleblack246)

whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

whatthewhatbutt:

So we’re at the hospital in the waiting room and my uncle starts laughing and he says “Dad’s horoscope says he has something to get off his chest.” It took us a minute- my grandpa is getting a heart bypass.

UPDATE: his surgery went well.

Also one of his doctors is named Dr. Shrek

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veganbutt:

DONT LET TUMBLR MAKE U THINK THAT
¤ that isn’t a nice boulder
¤ that it’s a boy dragon
¤ that duloc isn’t the perfect place
¤ that this isn’t my swamp

(via whatsacanada)

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via whatsacanada)

dangerousperson:

instantramenkitten:

Cat Hat
$16.99

CAHAT
CAAAAAAHT CA H  TTTt

dangerousperson:

instantramenkitten:

Cat Hat

$16.99

CAHAT

CAAAAAAHT CA H  TTTt

(via kingvitaly)

mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

(via avengingtheuniverse)

appleznbananaz:

nightmarecircles:

Meeting your con friends out of costume

Literally the most accurate post

(via officialcasnovak)

tokayy:

get READY for neopets dot com to…………….INVADE tumblr 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

sorelatable:

Admit it, you do some of these.

Click Here to see more So Relatable :)

(via pizza)

asianfrustration13:

Watching the Beth portion of the trailer:

whatzaisays:

ABRAHAM COME HERE BABE

voldenope:

sexymarauders:

this looks like the beginning of a trailer for a bad road trip movie

can we all just acknowledge that for the first three movies rupert’s acting consisted entirely of just this face?

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trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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