sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via less-shiksa-more-goddess)

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

(via you-re-a-time-lord-merlin)

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

impwhoretant:

no one is questioning the romanticization of drake it’s just something we all accepted and started to do

boom-dash:

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

It’s Sonic Boom all over again.

(via professionalcinnabon)

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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(via angelshavethephonebox)

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

image

Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

mlgimmortal:

In the creature fandom we don’t say I love you, we say “don’t be beetch” which translates to “fuck you Hordan” and I think that’s beautiful :,)

(via get-wrekt)

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

koujakuisaweakgay:

Why have I never seen this picture before.

(via angelshavethephonebox)

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

(via riddleblack246)

fuckyeah1990s:

Opening Credits | Full House - Season 6

(via 90s90s90s)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.
It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

agentcarolinainthemorning:

littlebluecaboose:

world-cat:

Here is the video, and it’s wonderful.

It’s 2014 and a person can get drunk and almost get stabbed by a household robot. I love the future.

I love that this has escaped the rooster teeth fandom by so much. The internet is great.

"some drunk people" I’m laughing so fucking hard that this is how the world now knows Geoff and Griffon Ramsey and Gavin Free

(via towerof-blimps)