extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(via magic-space-games)

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

(via towerofidiots)

asker

Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

kyliesparks27:

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

i reblogged this so fast i thought tumblr broke for a second

mydogsnokes:

reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off

(via officialcasnovak)

queerkids:

had to bring this back

(via a-concept-of-nothing)

immortal-hd:

He literally lets her use his super expense computer. Like, does he still hate women???

that isnt a good counter argument, but it does show his lovely badass girlfriend who would be LONG gone if the feminist accusations about him WERE true

she can handler her own and his strong, if she sensed he was a shit person she wouldnt be here folks, go on home everyone

immortal-hd:

He literally lets her use his super expense computer. Like, does he still hate women???

that isnt a good counter argument, but it does show his lovely badass girlfriend who would be LONG gone if the feminist accusations about him WERE true she can handler her own and his strong, if she sensed he was a shit person she wouldnt be here folks, go on home everyone

(via ubercreatures)

jenn-depsycho:

mj-jay:

every time clementine swears i feel like lee is looking down on her like

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"I HEARD that, Sweet Pea."

(via chinaprimeisonyourside)

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

(via buckybbarness)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(via accidently)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via nightl0cked)

sixpenceee:

What’s happening 

(via nightl0cked)

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

professorsparklepants:

Can we talk about that oxymoron that is the social security number? You’re never supposed to tell anyone what it is, and yet you have to put it on literally every single form you ever sign ever

(via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

stoner-senpai:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

And bonus points if you say why

(via towerofidiots)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

(via ruinedchildhood)